The Internet is Destroying Me

Today I’m guest-posting over at the inimitable Ken Mueller’s blog: Inkling Media. Ken is an expert in all things social media, as well as an internet friend I’ve had the fortune of meeting a few times for real-life coffee. Here’s an excerpt from today’s post, just to get your taste buds ignited:

Before I came to the yurt for my four-day writer’s retreat, I thought it was solitude that would lead me to production. I imagined that getting away from my daily routine for a few days would put me on the path to uber-productivity.

And the last twenty-four hours have seen many words amble on to the page. I read more last evening and so far today than I have read in the last month. But I’ve also realized that my personal enemy of productivity is not people.

It’s the internet.
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A Knee-Jerk Reaction to Mark Driscoll’s ‘Apology,’ the National Debt and Rupert Murdoch

If you don’t already know the latest Mark Driscoll fiasco, please jump down to the next section. I don’t feel like rehashing the whole thing, for a few reasons, but mostly because it’s depressing to me that a Christian leader continually says ridiculous, hurtful and just plain stupid things. You’d have to illegally monitor most people’s phones (that ones for you, Rupert) to hear them say the things that Mark posts openly on Facebook.

If you are familiar with the whirling dervish that is Mark Driscoll, you’ll know that yesterday. It was one of those blog posts that allowed his followers to say, “Attaboy, Mark!” and his detractors to say, “Wait. Was that an apology?”

Out of this whole thing, I found encouragement in one aspect – he has elders who respond to valid complaints and put pressure on him to do something. It is a relief to know that someone so prone to either inadvertent blunders or serial mean-ness at least has a group of people to whom he is accountable.

(By the way, you know what would be cool? If everyone who brought attention to Mark’s stupid Facebook post would sometime in the next few months also bring attention to something good he says or posts. Just saying.)

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Speaking of accountability, aren’t you glad that when our country runs out of money all we have to do is raise our own debt ceiling?

That’s a relief.

In fact, next time I run out of money I’m going to call the bank and say, “Hi, this is Shawn. I’m out of money. I’d like to raise my debt ceiling. Please extend my overdraft protection or issue me a bank-backed credit card.”

Yeah, right. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Wait. Most of us already do that. So why are we surprised that our own government, voted into office by a bunch of indebted, credit card addicts (us), are running the place the way most of us run our lives?

We need a debt management makeover, all the way from Mr. Bernanke down to that high school kid writing out his first check.

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But what does all this really have to do with anything? How does Mark’s broken mouth filter and our country’s broken debt filter and Rupert Murdoch’s broken news filter have anything to do with my everyday life?

To me it’s a reminder:

Live simply. Fame and money and power lead to such complicated problems. The writer of Proverbs says that “A pretentious, showy life is an empty life; a plain and simple life is a full life,” and “A simple life in the Fear-of-God is better than a rich life with a ton of headaches.”

That guy knew what he was talking about.

I think I’ll go help my girls organize their marble collection.

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A Knee-Jerk Reaction to the Casey Anthony Verdict

How the Desire to be an Idol Will Keep You Off Track

I think there is something inside all of us that wants to be found. Like an American Idol winner, we want to be plucked off the street and handed a lucrative contract to do what we love, instantly surrounded by adoring fans.

Discouragement looms when we are faced with the reality of many long years of learning and the high level of dedication required in order to perfect our craft. Why put in decades of hard work, when there is still no guarantee of fame or success?
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The Next “Christian” Boycott: Noah

A few days ago a friend of mine complained that the creators of the new Noah movie were planning on “playing down the religious aspects” of the story, and essentially removing God from the script.

How can that even be done? If the movie is about a man who builds a boat in order to survive a flood, and he and his family are the only survivors on the planet, the story of God is being told, whether or not God is a character in the movie or not. The Christian truths of incarnation, death, resurrection and redemption are present, whether or not the story is told straight from the Bible or “watered down.”
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Are You an Outliner or a Headlighter?

A few days ago I tweeted this:

It is both frightening and fun to be 33,535 words into writing a novel and still not know what happens in the end.

One of the responses I got was:

What an interesting statement. You didn’t write an outline or have an idea prior? Fascinating!

I didn’t have an outline. I do have an idea – a character, a scene and a scenario, to be exact. But I don’t know exactly where the story is going. My philosophy on creating runs along the lines of this quote by EL Doctorow: “Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.” Continue reading “Are You an Outliner or a Headlighter?”