An Envelope I Couldn’t Wait to Open

About a week ago I received a real, live package in the mail from someone besides a book seller. There is a particular kind of elation that one experiences while trying (unsuccessfully) to disembowel a large envelope sealed tight with indestructible tape.

I gave up trying to open it at the end of the lane, in the car, especially when I realized my keys were not doing the trick. So I drove the quarter mile stone driveway to our little house, went inside, and made the announcement.

“Hey, I got something in the mail!”

Kids, wife, imaginary friends: they all came running. Continue reading “An Envelope I Couldn’t Wait to Open”

My Plans For Next Halloween

Halloween is less than a day behind us, but I’ve already got some great plans for next year.

First of all, I’m going to build one of these:

And when it comes to pumpkin carving next year, this is definitely the way to go (thanks to Brandon Fisher):

But if I tried to blow something up, this is probably what would happen (thanks to Katdish):

The Choice We Always Forget

I looked at Cade and explained the situation. His imploring eyes held just a hint of panic, as if he knew a difficult decision was about to be presented. I put my hand on his shoulder.

“You’ve had a lot of candy,” I said, letting that first sentence sink in. “You may have one more piece when we get out to the car.”

“But I want it now!”

I paused. Thought it over. Gave it the old parenting reconsideration, including the Bill Cosby mouth wrinkle. Continue reading “The Choice We Always Forget”

Memories of a Man Who Died 20 Years Ago

My Grandpa Beiler had a personality impossible to forget. I never witnessed his anger, though stories of it were legendary. What I remember of him is that he never let anyone stop him from doing what he wanted to do. I also remember that he always wore the premonition of a smile somewhere around the corners of his mouth. On Sunday afternoons he gave me a quarter to comb his hair, during which he nearly always fell asleep.

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