Cade says some funny stuff.
Just the other day we were standing in the kitchen drinking chocolate milk.
Cade: Hey dad, why did God give us clothes?
Me: (thinking the multiple answers to this question were fairly obvious) Why do YOU think he gave us clothes?
Cade: Maybe to keep us warm.
Me: That’s it. That’s a good reason, huh?
Cade: Yeah. (pause) I know another reason.
Me: Cool. What?
Cade: To cover up our wee-whoppers (this is a term he learned from his cousins and refers to his male anatomy).
Me: (laughing chocolate milk out of my nose) That . . . too . . .